Dear Peepirit
Last weekend my sister set me up with this really handsome footballer.
He has excellent manners, a great sense of humor but he also has a scary Anaconda in his boxer- brief. I am scared, I've never had it so big before, my ex-boyfriend of 4 years was of Indian heritage like me. What should I do?
Scared.
Dear Scared,
In most anaconda movies 99% of the heroes die. Do not try to be a hero. You know your size, Don't act brazen. This brazeness will get you killed. Say goodbye to the footballer because you are not an anaconda Whisperer.
Last weekend my sister set me up with this really handsome footballer.
He has excellent manners, a great sense of humor but he also has a scary Anaconda in his boxer- brief. I am scared, I've never had it so big before, my ex-boyfriend of 4 years was of Indian heritage like me. What should I do?
Scared.
Dear Scared,
In most anaconda movies 99% of the heroes die. Do not try to be a hero. You know your size, Don't act brazen. This brazeness will get you killed. Say goodbye to the footballer because you are not an anaconda Whisperer.
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