BREAKING NEWS: Usain Bolt bring Jamaica Shame

August 12th, London|In the Olympic games currently held in London Usain Bolt Shamed Jamaica. It was in the men's 100 meter Relay that Jamaica depended on Their Star Runner to complete the race. We all noticed his invasive male pattern baldness and beer belly which was impossible to hide. But when he collected the batton, to complete the race, less than fifteen seconds of running, Usain Bolt Began limping. He broke a fall with the palms of his hand by touching the race track. He managed to stand again but limping to the end of the race like a wounded calf. When Fellow runner Clarke was interviewed and asked what was wrong with Usain Bolt, he blamed it on the Air-conditioning in the waiting room being too cold and having to wait their for 40 minutes.