Joke of the day

A pharmacist walked into his pharmacy to find a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he asked his assistant.

The assistant replies "He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any so I gave him a bottle of laxatives." 
"You fucking idiot" said the pharmacist "You can't treat a cough with laxatives" 
"Of course you can" replied the assistant "Look at him, I dare Him to cough now!"

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